oh my Gosh lol
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/daddy_put_in_bye_bye_box

sometimes you can infer what the article is about by just the title, for example,

"CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years"
"Special Olympics T Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game."

But this one, i had a sinking feeling about it

Daddy, who was tall and strong and liked going to the hospital to play with their fun machines, was put in the bye-bye box at a big, white house where everyone had a party for him even though it wasn't his birthday. According to family sources, Daddy, 36, can't play Chutes and Ladders tonight, but he loved Ryan and his little sister, Rebecca, very, very much, and nothing is ever going to change that.


Mommy, who said that Ryan and Rebecca could have pizza for lunch today because they're so special and then started crying like the time Rebecca skinned her knee, was not able to explain how long Daddy is going to have to live inside the ground. She also said she was not sure if the bye-bye box has a night-light for when it gets dark, whether there's books inside the bye-bye box for when Daddy gets bored, or why Daddy was wearing a suit in the bye-bye box if he wasn't going to work.





hahahahahah